Oscar Pistorius jokes…

Oscar wanted to get a new bathroom door, but… his girlfriend was dead against it.

Oscar clearly misunderstood, when his girlfriend told him that, on Valentine’s Day, he had to take her out.

If he gets off this charge, it will be the closest shave anyone has had with only 2 blades.

His lawyer’s got a hard job ahead of him. Realistically, it looks like Pistorius hasn’t got a leg to stand on.

Oscar Pistorius is pleading not guilty due to temporary diminished responsibility; he claims he was legless at the time of the incident.

Whatever happens in court, he still has a career. The IOC say he’s a front runner at the next Olympics for pistol shooting.

Police reconstruction indicates that Pistorius lost it when, for his Valentine’s Day gift, his girlfriend gave him a pair of socks.

New Valentine’s Day card: “Roses are red, violets are glorious, Never creep up on Oscar Pistorius.”

Looks like he has an expensive lawyer. I do hope he can foot the bill.

New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend’s murder; footprints!

She didn’t notice Oscar stalking her.. It was the silence of the limbs.

And finally,

Anyone making jokes about Oscar Pistorius is just prosthetic!