There must be a simple explanation to it all…

I mean, when someone claims he really is The Prince of Wales, he runs a pretty grave risk of being locked up for good, doesn’t he. However, when someone argues she slept, against her will(!) on top of that (yes, that can actually happen; I myself doze off sometimes), with The Duke of Kent, she gets more media attention than Islamic State, for crying out loud!
I mean, come on! Does no-one understand that “good breeding” simply rules out improprieties? 😉

By the way, is the expression “under age minor”, that keeps turning up these days, a pleonasm or a tautology?